An Overly Dramatic Observational Report on Absolutely Ordinary Things
There comes a moment in every household when someone looks around and decides that the universe has personally wronged them through the existence of dirt. One minute you’re living your life, the next minute a full-scale outdoor intervention is underway, all because somebody watched a home improvement video at 1am and “got inspired.” It started […]
When the Outside World Starts Asking for Attention
There comes a point when the outside of a home stops blending in and starts making silent accusations. Maybe it’s the roof that suddenly looks like it’s auditioning to be a garden. Maybe it’s the driveway that has collected so many stains it could be studied by historians. Or maybe it’s the patio, which now […]
The International Summit of Confused Sandwich Ingredients
Once a year, in a conference hall made entirely of breadcrumbs and questionable decisions, the International Summit of Confused Sandwich Ingredients was held. Delegates travelled from fridges, picnic baskets, and abandoned lunchboxes across the world. No sandwiches were assembled during the summit—too political—but every ingredient was given a microphone and feelings. The event opened with […]
