The Great Safari of the Emotionally Unstable Shopping Trolley
There once was a shopping trolley named Neville who lived in the car park of a supermarket that played the same three songs on loop since 2014. Neville had dreams—BIG dreams. He didn’t want to spend his life ferrying frozen peas and regret. He wanted to go on safari. Not a metaphorical safari. A real […]
A Study of a Brain That Really Just Wanted a Quiet Day but Got Distracted by Everything
Some days begin with promise. You wake up, stretch, and think: Yes, today I shall function. You imagine yourself doing responsible human activities—replying to emails, drinking water, maybe even folding laundry before it reaches the “textile mountain” stage. But then, without warning, your brain decides to unlock a bonus level of nonsense and suddenly you’re […]
The Committee of People Who Dramatically Overreact to Minor Household Incidents
Once a month, in a perfectly average living room that has seen far too much emotional intensity, a group known as The Domestic Incident Response Committee gathers to discuss problems no normal person would ever classify as problems. Their slogan: “If it happened indoors, it mattered.” The first incident report of the evening came from […]
